Breakfast: Greek yoghurt and honey, a ham and mushroom omelette, croissants and coffee. Don’t want to overdo it.
Lunch: chicken souvlaki and ouzo. Careful, let’s not ruin my appetite for later.
Dinner: three of everything from the buffet, multiple bread rolls, a large bowl of chips, seven desserts and a beer.


I do mate yeah
I’m no David Bailey so the lighting is all to wack, but I could quite easily sit there and stare at the side of that with a coffee all day.
Not a terrible view! I’d be happy to sit on the balcony with a fresh coffee, a book and nobody else to disturb my peace!