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Fertility rate in Canada drops to 0%
Justin Trudeau announced his plan yesterday to drain cock juice from every Canadian resident as part of an initiative to become the worlds first asexual country, stating that “the splooge was #cancelled”. By that night the pumping was already underway.
“We’re all outta cum dude” says a frail Toronto resident
[smaller, not in all caps] Source: cbc.ca


Its true. Im from Canada, near Toronto. This happened
I’m in Ottawa so JT himself did the deed on me 😢
sad. 😔