Shit straight up I’m a man and I give myself a headache

Impossible to tell until the box is opened… or something

Same, send noods

Of all the instruments, I have a hard time believing that humanity could’ve managed to avoid inventing percussion instruments. You literally hit anything against anything.

She wants to bork but she has too much turtle in her mouth

Whoa

Whoa

Reminds me of that exchange in Chicken Run

The chickens are revolting!!

Finally something we can agree on

Not old

Platypuscifer

I don’t believe in code that never needs a rewrite, but scalable code should be compartmentalized and future-proofed to the point that the next rewrite can be pushed as far into the future as possible. Me personally, I tend to discover what these best practices are during those rewrites.

Nice flag!

A year ago I learned that in my state most motorcycle crashes are single party (meaning there was no other vehicle/pedestrian involved), and of those, most motorcyclists were under the influence (drunk or drowsy). Still the most dangerous mode of transportation any way you cut it, but that particular mode of transportation happens to be really attractive to knobheads, just being a responsible rider will improve your odds on the road by leaps and bounds.

There’s an irrigation company near me with the slogan “We’ll Get You Wet!”

🫡

Are they good?

There’s fists to go around, guy

“There’s” is at least easier to say and is only a grammar issue, English has always been really flexible about grammar. The “literally” thing is lexical, they just straight-up turned a useful word into a decorative but meaningless one. Now I always have to ask people if they mean “literally” literally, only I can’t know if they’ll answer me correctly because if they’re misusing “literally” then they probably don’t know the literal definition of “literally”. It’s insidious!

So literally is literally when not literally now?