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Cake day: June 30th, 2025

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  • One time, while on dispatch for a client, I was stuck on the phone with their ISP. Behind me were all of the company interns, arguing about peanut butter.

    It’s always stuck with me for two reasons. 1: One guy was arguing that crunchy peanut butter was like regular peanut butter, but with added wasps. 2: I regret every day that I did not ask the Comcast guy to weigh in over the phone.


  • The point I’m raising is that it’s dangerously close to telling a lesbian that they “just haven’t had the right dick yet”, etc.

    I don’t mean to rebuke, either. I made the exact same comment about everyone being a little bit gay when I came out back in high school, and was immediately met with the same response I gave.

















  • My dog sometimes brings me one of his toys when I’m feeling down or sick. Though since I generally get more enjoyment out of watching him play with them, it might just be a long game.

    My cat knocked a lamp onto me shortly after learning I couldn’t see with the VR headset on.