No, you’re thinking of a cowboy beetle. A rhinoceros beetle is actually one of these

well i was, and then i turned 30 💀

“I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going”

that sounds more like problems with IRL than problems with the internet

it’ll either be Star Trek (“repair? just put it in the matter reclamator and replicate a new one!”)

or Mad Max (“of course you repair! wait, what’s a ‘new thing’?”)

it puts the wood paneling on its walls or else it gets the economic recession again

weed and microdosing to help open the mind and help it make connections

simulants to overclock that bitch

add a shot or two for Balmer Peak and you get the ideal amount of fucked up for coding and/or IT shit

it does not require a license!

she’s really talented and these are unique and pretty!

no ad revenue, no fake internet points, we just post for the love of the game

one of us
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Although both species of jellyfish living in the lake have stinging cells (nematocytes), they are not in general powerful enough to cause harm to humans. It has been reported that it is possible to notice the stings on sensitive areas like the area around the mouth.

Apparently you can safely go snorkeling in the lake. Crazy!

no shirt
no shoes
no bitches? 🧐

this is like the opposite of the Freedom Fries fiasco wtf

some people have the ability to wake up specifically when they want to with no alarm. they’re rare and i fear them but they exist

mixing bowls are the fucking worst

plastic: scratches really easily, probably toxic, environmental nightmare

ceramic: heavy af, breaks easily

glass: heavy af, breaks easily

wood: literally porous, pain in the ass to clean, can’t go in dishwasher, and you have to oil it like a fucking engine

steel: heavy, dents easily, your kitchen is STOMP! now

(I think I recall a STOMP! performance played on PBS when I was a kid in the early '00s where they used primarily steel bowls but couldn’t find a clip)

we really did name the planet Dirt 🤦‍♀️ you’d think we could have at least called it Home or some shit

“This is Trash Planet, former home of the Trash Aliens. They seemed to really, really love making trash.”

I laughed so hard when I first saw this that I had to go find my inhaler lmao

Do not put planets in there. No flared base!!