see ‘diddying’

right, sorry, i took know about to also be upset about as a given

edit: no, hold on i think i get it. how do you do strikeout? what i mean is you must already think something is bad in general, in abstract, before you think it’s bad that your kid is exposed to it. you are probab;y allowed to find the immediate issue (your kid enjoying epstein jokes) worse than the wider issue (epstein etc etc) when raising your own kids

how could they be upset about it without knowing the monsters it depicts? if a hypothetical kid was playing gaza clicker you couldn’t take offence without knowing the real life counterpart

life friend hard, mouse friend easy. thank you… friend?

oh shit, some kid playing club penguin: execute bin laden edition is really controlling a neuralink marine

i also just played five nights at epstein’s. for a couple of minutes anyway, i couldn’t be arsed to figure it out but the instructions are funny at least. excerpt:

Night 3 – Stephen Hawking

He remains stationary at Camera 6 and is immune to all audio lures

Task: You must electrocute him

anyway there might have been a crumb of something in this beyond think-of-the-children, as we expect parents to monitor their kids internet use at home, so it’s reasonable to expect access from school computers to be monitored similarly. but the school did that, they’ve blocked it now, what else do you want from them? it will get hosted elsewhere, they’ll add that to the blocklist too, life will go on and there’ll be some other thing to be pointlessly outraged about

can anyone help me understand the point of comics like this? this is a common sarcastic comment found all around the internet. what is the appeal of writing it above a cartoon mouse and releasing it as its own thing? why should i be sure to check out ig_doods on instagram dot com?

you know what, you made me doubt myself here so i had a quick search and found various opinions including that the accent is shit on purpose as some kind of satire. thankfully this is bollocks:

https://hypebeast.com/2022/5/the-boys-karl-urban-hypebeast-season-3-billy-butcher

How did you arrive at Billy’s cockney accent?

It’s kind of the perfect storm because you have a British character, played by a New Zealand actor, written by American writers and in the first season I had a Canadian dialect coach. At the end of the first season I identified that there was certain elements of authenticity that could be improved, so I brought in Andrew Jack, who was one of the foremost, world-class dialogue coaches. I had first worked with him 20 years ago on Lord of the Rings. He came in and we significantly improved the specificity of the dialect and he was able to contribute more colloquialisms to give that character more authenticity and I was super excited about where we were going to go, but really tragically he was one of the first victims of the pandemic, he was working on The Batman and he passed

far be it from me to speak ill of the dead but it did not work

yes of course in this or any other specific case it’s not particularly relevant. but it’s something to consider against the general question of what is a paedophile

re laws, that would be thoughtcrime so i don’t expect there are

i tried to look up the case but only get loads of results for fritzl

what age was his daughter? was he popping viagras and crying ‘this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you?’ i would previously have thought that being able to maintain a boner long enough to rape your own daughter (assuming prepubescent) makes you a paedophile. but having just read the ‘primary or exclusive’ bit of the definition i don’t know what to make of it

agree with all of that except the exclusive bit, i’m going to go with the wikipedia definition

a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children

which presents a problem for my point, doesn’t it. if you are attracted to children, but not primarily, what are you? a semipaedo? if you only ever told one lie, it doesn’t make you a liar. that is acceptable, even obvious to me. but you only fucked one kid so you’re not a paedophile? i can’t get my head round that

aren’t paedophiles? yes your honour, i fucked that kid but i didn’t like it

Karl Urban as Butcher in The Boys, excruciating. they changed so many other characters around (including making Wee Hughie a six foot yank), should have just let him be a kiwi

sound financial advice: always invest in cardboard

pivotal comma

off topic but i’ve never seen this tg-spoiler before, it’s much better than the normal click to dropdown one. looks good on piefed web ui but i clicked view original and it doesn’t work on your own instance

oh yeah

if it’s getting shit reviews for being shit how is that a review bomb?