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BREAKING NEWS: Thing that is happening can in fact happen!

I’d imagine milking them would be somewhat more complex though

Wanda has been forewarned. If she’s not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that’s entirely on her.

That is a cat in its ideal state of bobulation

Sometimes copping out with an easy dinner is perfectly valid, no reason to go assuming people have overactive sweat glands because of it

What’s with all the posts subjecting sauropods to hypothetical natural disasters latey? Lightning strikes, tornadoes, what cataclysms will they be asked to theoretically endure next? A massive asteroid impact, planet wide increase in volcanic activity, a global cooling event triggered by particulate matter in the atmosphere? I mean where does it all end?

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Ah yes the ancient and majestic mountains of the… checks notes Florida panhandle?

He shoulda dodged

We are groot!

Somehow seems less heroic when you realize how small the dragon was

They’re aerosolized cs canisters, which yes is what people commonly refer to as tear gas. And of course made in the good ole US of A.

https://www.nonlethaltechnologies.com/37-SPM.htm

Today only we’re offering the never before released commandments XI and XII, at NO EXTRA COST! Act now before they go back in the ark, FOREVER!

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Gandalf: The courtesy of your cousin’s hall seems somewhat lessened of late master dwarf.

Pippin: Dude, too soon…

Gandalf: under breath Fool of a Took, that was a sick burn