“What message? Oh no, I blocked unknown numbers, I didn’t see that”
Feel like this is pretty easy to work around…
“What message? Oh no, I blocked unknown numbers, I didn’t see that”
Feel like this is pretty easy to work around…


“Hey Jimmy, look what I found in the trunk! Does this look like a dead judge to you?”


Nachrichten bei denen man sich mal wieder jung fühlt <3

My whole family is on signal. How did I get them there? I didn’t. Didn’t even talk about it. They just popped up, one by one, over the years. Unfortunately we don’t celebrate thanksgiving :(


I’m using curve for tap-to-pay on graphene. Not exactly a privacy revelation, but then its visa/mastercard anyways, so… Shrug


Thats the way to go! Private insurance will also kick your ass if you either get old or have a family.
Haha yeah, I am on the workforce going on three decades, and no way I’d mix work and play.
Few years back my employer tried to start a local tech conference. All of us got invite codes, “50% off for your friends”. If you had a certain number of referrals you’d get a cash bonus on top, dont remember how much, couple hundred bucks. I passed that code on exactly zero times, because of course I wouldn’t ask my friends to spend money and obvs for me that was a work event. Why would I want my private circle there?
How likely are you to recommend our product to your friends?
Extremely unlikely, because I just dont talk about random products to my friends…


Yeah, except if you’re outside our borders, then our frontex will sink your dinghy in the ocean. Happy drowning!
If windows is 100% nightmare, Ubuntu is like 5 to 10% that. While other distros are 0 to 1 percent.


Use whatever distro your buddies use.
For me that was Debian.


Jag försöker att lära mig lite :)


Sjutton - as I have absolutely no idea why it’s a swear. It literally means seventeen.
Ich bin alt genug für ständige Gelenkschmerzen, aber leider jung genug um auch das noch zu erleben :/
Freut ihr euch auch so auf den übernächsten nach Trump?
Eeh, we didn’t have telemarketers in this part of the globe, still hate answering the phone.
To be fair, we do have phone spam now, just not in the landline era.