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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

Critical support for lawn mowing

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Critical support for lawn mowing

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Gated community ass death

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Johnnie Turner

    chefs-kiss Reality

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      Johnnie shoulda turned 'er

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      Eeey I’m turning ova, ova here

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Someone bet him 5 bucks he couldn’t do a 360 on the mower into an empty pool and he was like “bet”.

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      those famous last words?

      “watch this!”

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    lmao what a fucking loser

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    Did he die from impact or was it more gruesome?

    • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Uh, judging from the fact he got injured at Sep 15th from it, and died just on October 22nd, I’d assume it was not that gory to die instantly…

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        had some good old fashioned brain bloat, nothing a little trepanation can’t fix.

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          That’s a bloody image to keep…

    • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Those mowers are heavy as shit if one lands on you it’s gonna fuck you up

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    That’s some Final Destination shit

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      Yeah just realised it might not have been the fall that killed him

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    Lmao that’s some Charlie Chaplin shit

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    Maximum Overdrive 2 - Lawnmower Boogaloo

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      This machine just called me a liberal! pronouns

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        AC/DC Who Made Who starts playing

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    How do you fucking drive into your own swimming pool on a riding mower? Was he drunk?

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      according to several comments in a reddit thread i found, he had recently had eye surgery and likely had impaired vision and should not have been operating the mower and got too close.

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        perhaps it was prescription opiates? that would be some sort of sweet justice

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      Or fell asleep/stroke/whatever

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    He died doing what he loved most. rat-salute-2

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    The fall didn’t actually kill him- he was just trapped in there with the lawn mower comically chasing him around for days until he collapsed from exhaustion juche-tears

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      Luckly the Benny Hill song never stopped playing

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    Another ridiculous vehicle submerged in water death.

    Submarine

    Funny tesla into pond

    Now this kinda close enough

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      empty swimming pool though

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        Right thats not the swimming pools fault though

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    new tesla lawn mower with touch screen controls

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    Two examples of craven excess, and they combine to kill the proprietor.

    Excellent.

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