Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前The forbidden peach.lemmy.caimagemessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1990arrow-down148
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minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·3 年前I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
minus-squareHulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 年前How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
minus-squareThcgrasscity@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 年前You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
minus-squareThcgrasscity@lemmy.caOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 年前Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-23 年前Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
minus-squareHulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 年前Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
You gotta get right IN there, or else you’re just wasting everyone’s time.
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Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she’s all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
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Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
Yes sir.
Dental. Dam.