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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 3 年前

A Flowchart For Cats

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A Flowchart For Cats

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to cats@lemmy.world · 3 年前
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  • Lampshade@lemmy.sdf.org
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    3 年前

    Does the cat crash if it nudges it twice and it’s on the floor?

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      Objects never fall on the floor after N nudges in which N belongs to the set 2 + 3x, where x is a integer greater or equal to zero.

      It’s common cat knowledge.

    • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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      That is what causes a greeble overflow error

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      While thing.location != The floor; do nudge(4)

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      If it’s anything like my cat, it just moves onto the next object offending her by being on the table.

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    One of my cats’ version of that flowchart replaces “nudge it” with “hit it with your butt” and “rubs it with your face”.

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      Nah, that’s still nudging. Your cat just chooses to make it more interesting by not using her peets every time.

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    Cats deeply understand that their primary purpose in life is to increase entropy.

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