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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

Heavy Metal Orcas

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Heavy Metal Orcas

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Hard to believe that playing loud heavy metal music didn’t deescalate the situation, as one would normally expect.

  • LaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    all they did was give the orcas a cool soundtrack for righteous violence

  • turgidanklebrace [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Orcas: FUCK YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

    in b4 the nerds: I know ratm isn’t technically heavy metal, shut up

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Rage Against the Machine is the best metal!

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Aren’t orcas a protected species? Harrassing them is against the law. Take your tacky boat and leave, humans

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What fools, you think that would deter them? It merely got them pumped up.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    MURMAIDER MURMAIDER MURMAIDER

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      Or Go into the Water (although that was my second thought)

  • mar_k [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Lol apparently the running theory for why they’ve attacked so many ships since 2020 is because an orca named White Gladis got injured by one and taught her whole pod they’re a threat and need to be fucked up

    The other theory also involves White Gladis telling her pod to fuck shit up, but simply because fucking shit up is their idea of fun and games

    • BidenBlast [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      :white-gladis: There’s an emote for that

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    sicko-orca

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    If orcas were attacking my boat I would just try not to introduce them to the concept of headbanging at that time.

  • citrussy_capybara [ze/hir]@hexbear.net
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    sicko-orca

  • MerryChristmas [any]@hexbear.net
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    We should arm the whales.

  • Mindfury [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    thread theme

    • Cherufe [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I believe this song could have been much bigger if the video wasnt clown themed

  • SteamedHamberder [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    You got a one way ticket to midnight… call it… heavy metal ooooorrrrrcccaaas

  • Syd@lemm.ee
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    Figured it out, we’re not giving them enough fish.

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Idiots: I bet the heavy metal will confuse and scare them

    The Killer Whales:

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