My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good
That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell
Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
My favourite gotta be Jimothy
Timberly
I like Tederick, and Billomena
I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.
I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.
Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to’s
Also Jonald or Dougery.
I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.
That is called a “nichard name”.
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My sister calls my dog Bessie and I’m like, bitch she ain’t a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.
Bessebel
Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed
Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck
Elongated Muskrat
Bike is short for bichael
Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin
Tedward is one of my favorites
My all time favourite is “Bike is short for Bichael.”
A girl I went to high school with had a teddy bear named Tedward.
I love his videos, once watched like half of them in a day
What is Barold?
Barry
Barry lengthened into Harold?
I do that when I fuck with scammers. When I give them fake names I come up with some improper spelling of an incorrect long form name…Or do I? Maybe I stopped doing that recently…If any scammers from any country are reading this, I’m always changing my methods.
My mom has a dog named Teddy and me and my wife call him Tedward or Teddison all the time.












