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SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@piefed.social · 3 months ago

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@piefed.social · 3 months ago
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    Cameraman’s got nerves of steel

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      They gave him a gun too, so he was safe!

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        the American way

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      I was just thinking how you’d have to give me some pretty hefty ballistics glass to stand behind to get those shots because this asshole is definitely gonna negligently shoot someone.

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          Yeah, I see that now after watching it a few times. And he only fires the rifle (weak grip) when it’s pointing away from the camera. The pistol shot is towards the camera, but at least he has a strong grip on it.

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          Then they’re idiots. Treat every gun as if it’s loaded.

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      Hey! I’ll have you know that Sonny Puzikas has only accidentally shot another instructor once! Overall a pretty solid chance of safety.

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        https://soldiersystems.net/2012/11/14/statement-from-the-range-owner-regarding-the-recent-accidental-shooting/

        I really hope Sonny used this as a wakeup call to stop being so reckless

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          Narrator: “He did not.”

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      At this point you’re lucky to get Seagal on his feet for an action scene.

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        Wait is he sitting down in that?? I’ve seen the fight scene one but that’s insane

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          It’s one of the few times he’s standing in that movie; what you’re seeing is his maximum physical exertion in the movie. Most of the rest of the movie he’s behind a sniper rifle and bad guys just run into his line of sight over and over.

          On the cover his head is 100% photoshopped onto somebody else’s body. He’s not even presentable for a still cover.

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            Lol. Guy’s a self parody now. But I guess there seems to be money in that now

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          I think the joke is the incredibly poor gun-handling skills. Buttstock just waving in the air instead of against shoulder, nearly clocking himself with that deft repositioning maneuver. I’m not a gun guy, but this looks like more like The Naked Gun than a navy seal movie.

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      Wouldn’t Stephen Seagal be sitting in a spinny chair to pull this shit off?

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          Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down - Worst Movie Ever

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    Step one: make yourself very dizzy.

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      Parallel step two. Waste ammunition

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    “Let’s try spinning, that’s a good trick!”

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        What movie is that from? I think I saw it decades ago…

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          The Last Starfighter

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    This is how your gun instructor goes deaf

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    Spin to win!

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