DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoAt this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do?message-squaremessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up1237arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1227arrow-down1message-squareAt this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do?DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.com to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square136linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareda Tweaker@feddit.orgBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoDo a nazi thing, like a hitler salute. That way they get confused, and could possibly see you as one of them. Second idea: wear an explosive belt at all times, now you can get all of them, and if youre lucky even the bomb expert and negotiator.
minus-squareDylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoIf NOT those things, what else should I do?
minus-squareda Tweaker@feddit.orgBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoLeave the country. Its far better for you and your family
minus-squareLemUser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoIf you go out wearing a suicide vest, you’ll get 84 virgins of your choosing. Men, women, sheep . . .
minus-squareda Tweaker@feddit.orgBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoExactly, and you do good. I say its a win-win situation.
Do a nazi thing, like a hitler salute. That way they get confused, and could possibly see you as one of them.
Second idea: wear an explosive belt at all times, now you can get all of them, and if youre lucky even the bomb expert and negotiator.
If NOT those things, what else should I do?
Rabbits foot?
Leave the country. Its far better for you and your family
If you go out wearing a suicide vest, you’ll get 84 virgins of your choosing. Men, women, sheep . . .
Exactly, and you do good. I say its a win-win situation.