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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

Man Donates  Body To   Culinary    Science

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Man Donates  Body To   Culinary    Science

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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HYDE PARK, NY—Saying their beloved family patriarch had wanted to make one final contribution to the world he was leaving behind, relatives of the late Jasper Weaver confirmed Tuesday that he had donated his body to culinary science. “Dad always said he didn’t want his body to just rot in the ground when there was so […]
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