It’s everybody’s favorite WWE show coming to you live from everybody’s least favorite place, The Royal Rumble in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
Matches include:
Singles Match- AJ Styles vs. Gunther with styles’ career on the line.
Undisputed WWE Title Match- Drew McIntyre © vs. Sami Zayn
Women’s Royal Rumble Match- Asuka vs. Bayley vs. IYO SKY vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Jordynne Grace vs. Alexa Bliss vs. Nia Jax vs. Chelsea Green vs. Rhea Ripley vs. Liv Morgan vs. Raquel Rodriguez vs. Giulia vs. Lyra Valkyria vs. Roxanne Perez vs. Lash Legend vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD
Men’s Royal Rumble Match Mens- R-Truth vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Jey Uso vs. Roman Reigns vs. Penta vs. Jacob Fatu vs. Dragon Lee vs. Gunther vs. Solo Sikoa vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD vs. TBD
Kickoff show starts in a half hour from me posting, with the main show starting 2 hours later, at 7pm GMT.
I like how 2 minutes after Cole says it’s 2am there we get a 5 minutes of pyro going off all over the city. Fuck you sleepy heads, we’re showing off to wrestling fans!
I’d like it if somebody from there would come and confirm the fireworks were real. In this LLM generated world, I don’t trust them to have been so.
I think the camera wobbled at one point, which would be weird detail to include if it was fake, buy WWE is a weird company. I hate that I now have to worry about AI fireworks.
I mean it is the middle east. is loud booms in the middle of the night a surprise to anyone?