• IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip
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      Because the Martians did 9/11 as a warning so now Elon is trying to send the Home Planet Defense to take Mars’ oil. Then spend 3 trillion on arms to fight the Martian extremists.

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        Well, the Palestinians have space lasers that control the weather, so we’re just helping our ally, Israel.

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          Wait I thought the Jews were the ones with the space lasers? Damn this is confusing.

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              Okay I’m getting confused 🤔

              Who controls the space lasers and who controls the weather machine?

              I know South Park figured out the brown note so that explains the pic.

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      Easy, under US law the only way to remove the president is the impeachment process.

      Anything else would represent an end to the US system. Although ironically since the Senate won’t impeach this will also lead to an end to the US system.

      So yeah since the Senate majority is complicit we’re stuck between the end of our democracy or a civil war. Bad place to be