Animal! Always Animal!
The yep yep aliens
Uh huh
MEEOOOWW. MEEEEOOOOOWW.
…mm mm. Nope nope nope.
Gonzo. Weird little fuck that does anything he damned well pleases, loves who he loves, can be counted on, and is a friend to all.
Kermit on the outside, Animal in my brain.
Ohhh, I didn’t know that was a choice!

Screw it, Fozzie Bear. Bad jokes every where
“Wocka wocka”
Swedish chef, dude gives no fucks
Swedish Chef.
Would be chill just bort-bort-borting it up
I’ve got the Swedish chef Lego mini over my stove to remind me where my love of food comes from.
I still need to git him a chicken and a basketball hoop…
Uncle Deadly. Though I’d also be fine with Animal or Gonzo.
Animal
Fozzie “Wacka wacka”
Beaker bc silly and scientist, Elmo bc child-like wonder
Elmo, if only for the recent hate he’s gotten from right winged idiots.
Animal. Zero fucks given.
No chicken fuckers here? Gonzo! All day.
Yeah, it’ll have to be animal, definitely.








