Alt Text: "l’m currently a level three Scientologist, which means can smell colors. Once I reach level seven wi no longer need a skeletal system. 2
-Tom Cruise
Alt Text: "l’m currently a level three Scientologist, which means can smell colors. Once I reach level seven wi no longer need a skeletal system. 2
-Tom Cruise
At what level do the aliens kidnap you, and take you off this world?
Asking for a friend.
They don’t! You just find out about Xenu and the shit we already know.
The UFO cult with an exit plan is actually The Church of the SubGenius, on X-Day (July 5th, 1998 which hasn’t happened yet clearly, we only think it has because The Conspiracy has fudged the calendars in a futile attempt to thwart us), the X-ists (the good aliens) will come Rupture the faithful dues paying SubGenii unto the PleasureSaucers while they harvest the rest of the planet for parts. Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back! Write to “Bob” at P.O Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043, send $3 and ask for the pamphlet to learn more!