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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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    idunno, some kind of metal has been involved in overwhelming majority of violent deaths since copper tools were invented.

    • Damage@slrpnk.net
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      Make music (with metal), not war!

      • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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        i dunno, those brass tubes seem kinda sus

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    Lead singer of Cannibal Corpse loves claw machines and plays them on tour. He collects up all his winnings and donated them at a local orphanage at Christmas.

    He also sings I Cum Blood

    • pifroproth@lemmy.zip
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      Don’t forget frantic disenbowelment

    • neptune@dmv.social
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      Well does he?

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    Speak for yourself. I regularly go out to help old folks buy groceries, volunteer at soup kitchens, and get shitface drunk. Not necessarily in that order.

    • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one
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      “Hey fuckin…old lady, wan summ help with HIC Crozeries? Im SO FUCKIN STRONG” vomit

    • Enzy@lemm.ee
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      Shit face kitchen and soup drunk

  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I used to drive a shit commute. I’d put on metal to vent my frustration and suddenly have a huge smile. I’d imagine people in the pit picking up people who fell and think how my parents would never understand.

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    I find Beethoven makes me crazy if I listen to him to often. I can feel the madness seeping off the notes.

    • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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      Mercury poisoning transmitted through air vibrations.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        Unrelated, is your profile pic the stronghold advisor?

        • RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml
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          yes :3

          • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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            Fucken A. Hope stronghold and stronghold crusaders get the age of empires treatment one day.

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        Environmental contamination transcends space and time.

  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one
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    I have the vinyl for dopesmoker and evey time I put it on my roomate would always fucking zonk out on the couch. That was before he started the marijuanas.

    • LifeBandit666@feddit.uk
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      Next try Cannabis Corpse

    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl
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      Proceeds the Weedian!

  • dan1101@lemm.ee
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    It’s true, I listen to unwind. If I had to listen to Celine Dion or something I’d just get more stressed.

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    Literally me for the last few days: listening to dsbm and staring at build errors 🤣

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    Obviously a bit daft to generalise about any musical genre but if I were to pick one with a higher number of capably violent people I’d say Streetpunk (also known as oi) and if I had to pick a second it would be hardcore punk.

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      Country music.

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    I’m not super into metal, but I like going to metal festivals because the people there are always chill. Just stay clear of the mosh pit and you are going to be fine and even if you are unknowingly entering it, they will find out pretty quickly that it was a mistake on your part and escort you out.

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    Not all metal, but there is a type of metal that increases a person’s probability to become a violent criminal. It’s called “lead”.

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    Me napping to Archspire

  • Resol van Lemmy@lemmy.world
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    Finland is the happiest country in the world.

    They also have the highest number of metal bands, including one specifically targeting children (it’s called Hevisaurus btw).

    These two facts about Finland feel like they shouldn’t line up but they do.

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