Diplomjodler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 3 months agoWe have special knives for cutting breakfast rolls in our houseimagemessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up1169arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1168arrow-down1imageWe have special knives for cutting breakfast rolls in our houseDiplomjodler@lemmy.world to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square37linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoyou’d think that, but a breakfast roll is your morning poop
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoBreakfast roll refers to both the food and the after event. Both need their own knife, but some use the same knife, a shared knife, if you will. If you don’t know the poop knife story, here it is, archived off Reddit: https://www.originalpoopknife.com/pages/the-story-of-the-poop-knife
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI could have happily lived out the rest of my life in the ignorance I was accustomed too. TIL American toilets have a much higher water line than the ones I’m used too. And some people need a poop knife.
you’d think that, but a breakfast roll is your morning poop
And that warrants its own knife?
Breakfast roll refers to both the food and the after event. Both need their own knife, but some use the same knife, a shared knife, if you will.
If you don’t know the poop knife story, here it is, archived off Reddit:
https://www.originalpoopknife.com/pages/the-story-of-the-poop-knife
I could have happily lived out the rest of my life in the ignorance I was accustomed too.
TIL American toilets have a much higher water line than the ones I’m used too. And some people need a poop knife.
No one has a poop knife.