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arrow-up1782arrow-down1imageControversial Take 😡diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square57linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareScratch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·30 days agoPull harder on your bootstraps! Duh.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·30 days agoBent: over. Buttcheeks: spread. Bootstraps: pulled. Ready, Cap’n! 🫡
minus-squareCatoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·30 days agoSpreading cheek and pulling bootstraps at the same time?? You’ll go far!
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·30 days agoHow does one grab one’s bootstraps without spreading cheek?
Pull harder on your bootstraps! Duh.
Bent: over.
Buttcheeks: spread.
Bootstraps: pulled.
Ready, Cap’n! 🫡
Spreading cheek and pulling bootstraps at the same time?? You’ll go far!
How does one grab one’s bootstraps without spreading cheek?
They ripped off, fuck!