quantity over quantity: destroying the entire world and every living thing except one dinky boat because some angels raped human women.
Quality over quantity?
when god cursed the serpent for telling the truth. (adam and eve didn’t die… and the issue really was that god didn’t want them to be “like him.” Also if the story is to believed, god set them up anyway.)
There’s some really funny coping about Adam and Eves death.
I’ve read one claim that, to god, a day is actually a thousand years. So god saying they will die a day later is true because Adam lived to 999 and 364 days or something.
Eventually, god figures out time, but before that he struggles and that’s why oldtest figures are hundreds of years old.
It’s always weird how for these copes to be true, god has to not understand the thing he made.
Another pretty damning example of that? God didn’t understand female anatomy.
Specifically that 60% of women do not bleed the first they have sex. Yet one of his laws say that women who say they are virgins on their wedding night and do not bleed… are to be stoned.
quantity over quantity: destroying the entire world and every living thing except one dinky boat because some angels raped human women.
Quality over quantity?
when god cursed the serpent for telling the truth. (adam and eve didn’t die… and the issue really was that god didn’t want them to be “like him.” Also if the story is to believed, god set them up anyway.)
There’s some really funny coping about Adam and Eves death.
I’ve read one claim that, to god, a day is actually a thousand years. So god saying they will die a day later is true because Adam lived to 999 and 364 days or something.
Eventually, god figures out time, but before that he struggles and that’s why oldtest figures are hundreds of years old.
It’s always weird how for these copes to be true, god has to not understand the thing he made.
Another pretty damning example of that? God didn’t understand female anatomy.
Specifically that 60% of women do not bleed the first they have sex. Yet one of his laws say that women who say they are virgins on their wedding night and do not bleed… are to be stoned.
Strange how, despite creating the universe, god only has a 500 BC Jewish Man’s understanding of the human body.
I’m sure that’s just a coincidence though.