I hope the spider bit him in the dick and nobody nearby was willing to suck the poison out
If some Proud Boys were near he’d be sucked off in a second
People built a statue to a mosquito that gave some dictator malaria. Time to erect a statue to a hero spider.
Oh no!
“My greatest regret is that I didnt get to kill more people” Kyle Rittenhouse last words if this kills him
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Sadly spider bites are rarely dangerous these days especially if you make it to the hospital.
recluse does cause a nasty wound though.
Thoughts and prayers for the spider.
I hope the spider is ok
I hope he goes bancrupt from the medical bill 🤷♀️ Like a devout American does these days
Hope the Spider is doing OK
Antifa now recruits spiders.
Leftists are called Zecken (ticks) in Germany by the right.
Arachtifa.
Die, fascist, die.
Comrade spider.
If this fuckhead gets superpowers now, I’m gonna be so pissed
Hopefully sepsis and necrosis of various body parts.
If trump wins 2028, they might just make this a real comic.
Trump won’t even survive that long. The GOP are playing weekend at Bernie’s.
NBC would rather cover this than the $200,000 Lego incident corruption. Insane
