I’m so rich! I had so much toilet paper in 2020 that I could afford cooking oil in 2022!
I’m so rich I live below my means!
I’m so rich, I can afford to maybe shop at mid-tier grocery stores comfortably like once every two months. :D
I am so rich, I know how real butter smells like.
Wow! Look at Mr./Mrs./Mx Big Pockets over here!
I’m so rich, the majority of my cooking is with ghee!
I’m so rich, my car runs on electricity
You’re loaded!
But not with gas!
I’m so rich, I can use real coffee grounds instead of instant!
My friend. You aren’t rich if you aren’t using the beans
Peasants haha
I’m just a few months away from net zero!
I’m so rich that I’m considering buying plane tickets for my family of four!
I’m so rich I don’t cook just doordash and eating out
I’m so rich I wipe my arse with baby wipes.
I’m so rich, after I took all the cans & bottles in for recycling, I had enough for a 6-pack…of CRAFT beer
I’m so rich, I use a new Ziploc bag for each sandwich I pack. (yes I even use the brand name ones)
I’m so rich, I could buy a year of my time.
I’m so rich I crack my eggs open and feast on the gold inside!
(Are eggs still expensive? I admit I never pay attention.)
I’m so rich I didn’t know there was a cooking oil shortage or whatever.
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