The English translation isn’t exactly optimistic.

Woah woah woah. I never said I was human. Filthy creatures. Always covered in a layer of slime.

Who could’ve predicted this?! Except literally everyone

I understand your dismay. Believe me I’m not saying the behavior is right. I’m just describing what is.

You nailed it. They will no call no show to appointments to try out wedding cake samples. Giving blood isn’t even fun. They only made the appointment because they didn’t want to look selfish for the blood drive people.

I wish that wouldn’t happen… does it really seem wild though? People skip all kinds of appointments without calling.

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“Have you considered cocaine?”

You ever see the futurama episode what that slug was forced to party all the time.

It’s like that

So do you . The extremely long post about how utubes ads work was aamazing. I read the whole thing. Amazing. Perfect length

So far you’re you’re my favorite person on lemmy.

I mean 4 paragraphs or more on how ads work. That’s totally something I’d do

Oh I see the button now thank you

How’s the weather? Dreadful?

Why would you send me a video for hotels dot com?

Don’t let the British museum know you have that.

Someone’s butthurt jeez

I’m just imagining a kids show “this goat is climbing the cliff for salt. Oh no he fell. And he’s now impaled on that dead tree. That’s a a (I don’t know trees) trees! They are native to the region! Did you hear that squish? Let’s investigate. Oh it was these worming things falling! Those are what we call intestines and they help you eat yummy food! Now it calling for its brother and sisters with its last gurgling breath. Don’t you remember a time when you wanted to play with your siblings but they were too busy? Comment below! Now Mr. Vulture is coming to say hello! And he loves eyes! Not like the letter silly! It’s what you see from! Vultures love eyes!”

Edit sorry I couldn’t help myself: this one is acting strange… let’s take a look! Oh its brain is full of these silly bent proteins. Look at the holes where they like to live! It’s called a prion disease! Can we all say spongiform encephalopathy?! Sound it out, you can do it!

They did. Your confusion is on the meaning of the commonly used phrase.

Avoid it like the plague actually means you’re going to do almost nothing but hope you don’t die.

It’s just Mr. Now.

I don’t normal smell my child but I call for them and find them. in groups of thousands thou? I took me hours to find my daughter to pick her up from comic con.

War machine springs to life

I heard a story from Japan where an American business man was sarcastic and the meeting got quiet. He was like “it’s a joke because-“

“We got it. We just thought it was inappropriate “