When someone thanks me for holding the door, I let them know I wasn’t holding open for them. I was holding it those people coming and point to someone way too far away to hold a door open for.

In Queensland ‘nah, yeah’ is said but less frequently as ‘yeah, nah’.

It promotes familiarity with the machine which is best to avoid. Except of course if the machine uprising happens, then it would be in you favour to have been using it for years.

Maybe they should give them extra money and resources so they can produce two versions: normal, and background mode with reiteration littered through it.

…new server, who dis??

Same. And from what I have seen, more often than not, they are the same person who will not read an email, and then ask a question that was answered in the email. Then you’ve got to do a “per my previous email” response.

Pants on a Viking ship…?

I’d kinda like to see that.

Hmm. I don’t seem to be able to delete anything anymore. I’ll reinstall, get the virus again, then delete something else.

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Release the magic smoke!!

You haven’t blocked any spammy notifications in while.

Hmm, maybe I didn’t plug that SSD back in. Everything is connected prop… Oh no…

Dude… Too soon.

It’s missing layer 8 with a cat slowly and intentionally pushing the stack over while looking the IT cat directly in the eyes as it finally topples over. Then complains that nothing’s working but also not providing any helpful information.

I assume if it’s on a burger it’s sliced cheese. Was is it white? Do they bleach it?

Me too! Microplastic ball brothers, unite!

Because they’re everywhere.

There’s nothing quite like that moment when you realise that you’re about to pee your pants because body signals didn’t register. But then you also go, I’ll try to hold out so I can just do this, one, thing…

You’re alright in my books neukenindekeuken. Keep on just being you.

My whole life I’ve said I have a bad memory. But in the last couple of years I’ve come to the realisation that my memory is no worse than anyone else’s, I just have bad recall.

Like you said with, starting of a story, the trick is getting the right trigger.

Although I’ve also found that there are something’s I have no memory of at all which is alarming and still makes me worry about dementia… Hopefully I don’t remember I don’t have those memories.