The expression “Democrats have once again snatched defeat from the jaws of victory” is sadly accurate, for the wrong reasons.

It really fucks with your mind doesn’t it? I’m not even THAT old, and even I recall when Republicans were slightly more left than modern Democrats.

The DNC didn’t allow us to protest vote though… they forced Biden, he proved too feeble, forced Harris, who backed Isreal, and then (yet a-fucking-gain) saw a weak voter turnout. I voted for the lesser of two evils, while holding my nose, like I needed to… but the rest of the country hates women and is too stupid to know what’s in our conjoined best-interest.

Not if you’re wearing the strappy leather outfit to match, no.

I just deleted my account. So there’s one less.

How in the fuck can you use only two squares!? You got one of them fancy butthole sprayers? Hairless balloon knot?

Shit, they were hostile to the wrong kind of white people for most of the time as well…

I mean… you still CAN call Germans nazis, if’n they’re nazis. Just like I call Magats nazi wannabes. The turd Reich, if you will.

Yes.

ICE AREN’T COPS! Fucking hell what is wrong with people.

Aren’t they only called penguins because of their resemblance to the now extinct great Auk, a Northern pole bird? Which would justify the attachment to the North pole and Santa?

Oof. This one hit close.

If the room was bright… yes, it would! Even if only momentarily.

Pernhub. People. Entertained. Right. Now.

Left knows how, right knows when.

This somehow still feels insulting to a sack of month old cat turds… at least that can be compostable.

Disgusting! “Kawabunga” is their word.

That’s just inaccurate… Trump said a couple of earnest Truths! Like: “He’s the president”… technically true. And also, “America is really a hot country now” though that slides in under He’s only correct because of global warming… which he, uhh, denies… but still TECHNICALLY true.

Now, everything else that leaks out of face-anus is lying bullshit… but still.

It’s cool looking, but not “horror movie monster” frightening… more like an aquatic-esque flying creature.

This is “the thing” unfurled. Otherwise, it looked like a big Flying sand dollar, or flying saucer.