Step 1. Create a swamp Step 2. Drain the swamp

What will we call a half ton? George Washington: 4 baby elephants.

Wouldn’t it just be iron?

How should I put this…are these a handsome people?

The guy in blue about to get lucky

Uhh… Baby it’s cold outside

Baby it’s cold outside…

Ah celestial seasoning

Shallot

I throw sticks for my dog, but I’ve heard they’re actually a pretty terrible idea for a play toy.

In the middle of Christmas time I wish she too was irradiated.

How about them Epstein files Charlie!

Wolfenstein

I wonder if they added all that carpet to nullify the hum coming from the fluorescent lightning?

Oh, so it’s basically just Gweneth Paltrows vagina.

Idgi. A 1200 calorie drink from Starbucks?

What did you say?

Cooking steak on the grill u’ll make it dryer than a fart.

I also blame my farts on the dog.