It must suck working at the onion. Real life keeps using all of your good satire ideas.

Also, Russia is bruised pretty good from the Ukraine war. I doubt they could fight two fronts.

There will be with the nuclear winter.

Turn your flesh into an AI and you’ll get hired immediately.

Cops are bottom right Bastards? Who’s Top Left?

I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.

Cure his cancer and then kill him when he thinks things are finally looking up.

The ogre’s and persuer knight are transphobic.

The guillotines require a subscription to guillotine+ to be operated. You will of course be forced to watch a quick 1 minute ad before the blade drops and there will be a fee to cancel your guillotine+ subscription. Once your payment is processed and you sign your soul over to the guillotine company through the terms and conditions, then the guillotines will come out.

I would have been fine with “AI” if it was only being used as a supportive tool for getting menial tasks done, but it’s implementation in art and coding has made me abhor all of it since it is actively working against us. We need to dismantle “AI”.

Real smart. This means the tariffs will have generated no profit to put towards the debt. Not that they were going to do much anyway, but still.

Man, being a Linux user, I need to be careful about my relationship with my wife. According to this guy all Linux users are cheaters.

Justin Bieber OS. Biebian > Debian

He should have asked if she wants to stay in sometime.

And Trump will illegally send the Marines to save your “ravaged” cities and fix your “rigged” elections.

I have an 8gb swap file for Star citizen.

I think it the RP6 looks great! I love having physical buttons to press if they can be an option. I imagine the screen would be a bit smaller, but I like the color scheme of white with super famicom abxy.

Nah, JD would use a leather couch. It lubricates better and sticks to him when’s he’s sweaty.

Yeah, but it makes me feel smart when I get it working even though I’m running off the back of 100s of other users that are actually smart and listed out the steps online.

Zelensky is a dictator for forcing Trump to place those tariffs. Trump really didn’t want to place those tariffs, but his hand was forced and now we suffer under Zelensky’s tyrannical rule.