Darthcapi

Zuck is taking tanning tips from trump. In no time his eyes will look like bleached assholes too

Fucking economists must be all small business owners. ‘No one can afford to pay good money to have workers help us make a fortune’.

Look at those eyes…those vacant cracked out eyes. Papa roach tracks. This isn’t satire, it’s a prediction

You’d be thrilled with the government making the decision to go internet free?

Arrival is just a stylized movie version of the DSP pilot

Beautiful. Please make this statue

Pick a name

Hold up…isn’t that squares a rectangles?

Awesome picture but isn’t that a toad?

As an agnostic leaning atheist I’m not even celebrating church attendance decline. But a guy with only a compass for profit at any cost was never the one to revive attendance.

Police hurt says police. I’ve seen this before, the officer re-aggravated their tennis elbow injury swinging the club as the man complied

This is the best thing I’ve seen todat

They paid a consultant firm to come up with that rebranding strategy

mechanical clicking processor: camera aimed in my direction, respond as humans do gears alter facial expression processor: execution flawless, hold until photo is complete. Success

In November these farmers will vote for candidates that support trump. You get what you vote for

I would love to see a bunch of parties…especially far left parties with a legit shot at the white house. that being said, as inept as the democrats are non of them have been trump by any stretch.

Why can’t we just have nice things?

Mom!?! You’re on the fediverse!?!

I didn’t realize the names were spelled differently. I’m a little sad to see it isn’t Stuart Smalley

National trough?