If you replace the P with an O then it spells out DORK. Get owned, Kim Jong Un.

Holding my nose to upbear this one.

I had to move one penny from my savings account so that my main account could be 123.45

Liking posts from weird furry accounts because their bios say things like "trans #ntr_enjoyer uwu free Palestine 🇵🇸"

I tried to make a new account but I was high so I don't know if I just didn't do it right or if it's some Hexbear fuckery but I can't log in to it.

Sicko Jesus smiling down from the cross as I throw away all my leather bear daddy gear and have a monogamous heterosexual marriage.

People never accept my defense of "I was old then I'm younger than that now!"

Damn, I wish my job was to sit in a box and read all day. In fact, I'd like to not rent or worry about home owners association and just live in the box.

So at my work white people are allowed to say the n word but I'm not allowed to wear a shirt that says "big heart, small penis".

Playing with little mouse shaped toys filled with cat nip didn't used to feel good. It does now. What is going nyan?

Turning into a cat boy? Sounds crazy, but that's exactly what's happening. What is going nyan? I used to drink out of a glass. Not any more. Now I drink out of a little bowl on the floor. What is going nyan?

I mean drinking Baja Blast probably isn't any better or worse for you than a little bit of antifreeze as a treat.

Well the practical application of this lack of skill is when I'm trying to buy a dildo online and underestimate the size because I'm not good at imagining how much 3 inches in diameter is.

I can play entire movies I've made up in my head but even though I know how long an inch is if I try to imagine what an inch by inch cube would look like in my hand my brain goes fuzzy.

Is there any way to know what’s going on in the DPRK regarding these issues?

So all the people that were barking that we could push Biden to the left are now advocating for pushing Biden even further to the right.

How do you make these? Is it some kind of AI thing?

I wonder if this meme will be retired when Kissinger finally dies or if we'll find a new person.

Guy Fidelity. It's guys only.