As far as the best liberalism had to offer, here’s mine: Thomas Paine, Rousseau, Henry George. John Stuart Mill, Robespierre.

I feel like most of them could be comrades if push comes to shove, but they exemplify the liberalism I would more than happily live under

Yeah cool “strong economy”.

Can’t find a job tho.

MFW a slight bit of me does want to have a wife and family, but seeing on how they’re screeching about the birthrates. I kind of want to be gay out of spite.

It’s the only thing I can actively refuse them. All they had to do was give me a job but all the businesses said “no”.

Who wants a malewife?

Can’t wait until after all this. They try to take credit for the growing global enshittification by telling the GOP in a smug tone: “you do realize we let you win, right?”

Democrats will be happy that they can just retire and do absolutely nothing for the rest of their lives. I’m willing to bet Sotomayor and Kagan will retire under Trump too just to make it official.

Have you tried conceding?

MFW “communities are good” is an actual radical position in this solipsistic hellscape.

BRB, moving to Sacramento to organize.

And they have the audacity to call us “lazy”. Hell, they even have the audacity to call us “misanthropic”.

Is this what reactionaryism feels like? Am I the reactionary now?

Personal branding trends for 2024.

I fucking despise whoever decided that the job search process should be just like finding work in Hollywood, that you already need to be famous and in the top .00000000001% before you even begin your career (oh, and have connections out the wazoo just to work at the local McDonald’s.)

Step 1. Someone making a reskin of a popeye game

Current day: A whole generation of Bara furry enjoyers

Come: I’m kind of an OG from r/chapotraphouse, I switch up usernames from time to time for opsec.

Stay: One of the few online spaces I feel like I can be myself. I can actually care about things without being called a loser for it. Even in times I disagree with someone the conversation will always stay civil. It’s been my main social media site.

Unironic expandposting in 2024 when?

So they’re finally here

Performing on you

If you’re consenting age

You can join in too

Put your hands together if you want to fap

As we take you through, this monkey crap

HUH

DK

Donkey Kong

He’s the leader of the bunch, you fucked him well

He’s finally back to pound some tail

His coconut cock can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, you’re gonna squirt!

It’s bigger, faster, and stronger too

He’s the inventor of the DK screw!

Huh!

History most certainly hasn’t ended in the 90s for the global south, this is just the imperial boomerang. Something that Americans have embraced, white americans are told that this austerity makes them tough and badass while it’s used to suppress colonized people within the country.

Europeans on the other hand have less of it, but still present like Brexit. Literally making their lives worse just because they were told it’ll help white people.

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This is what I have noticed about this new brand of CHUDs, they’re urbanizing and essentially becoming fascist versions of 2000s democrats. They want to be the sexy, hip, urbane elites and poors like us are forced into suburbs, red states, or both and live dull lives where all we do is work and commute to work. Nothing else. They do not hate the liberal bug soy whatever out of condescension, but out of envy.

“THE ESTABLISHMENT IS WOKE! CONSERVATISM IS THE NEW PUNK ROCK!”

The so-called ‘leaders’ of the system: “Bernie Sanders is a bigger threat than Donald Trump.”

leftists CHUDs

“Liberals are lazy.”

Not to sound like a lib myself but you’d think the majority of that 11M would be people who voted against Trump. So much for vootin’ bloo no matter who.

We have a lot of work to do. The general public doesn’t understand their own economic system and blames everyone except Capitalists for their eggs costing $5 instead of $2.

who eventually chose Trump, cultural issues ranked slightly higher than inflation (+28 and +23, respectively)

Chapo as relevant as always