Right in the feelings. I have to go hug my cats now.
Pretty Sure Not a Bot
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Pretty Sure Not a Bot@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Oh how will they survive
2·2 years agoIs it just me or does Bill Gates starting to look more and a more like Stephen Hawking ? 🙃
Pretty Sure Not a Bot@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•That's just politeness, am I right?
11·2 years agoYippee Ki-Yay Mother Fucker !
For a second there I thought they figured out how to play Doom yet on another “system” 🙃
“It’s still warm” 😂that’s what gets me. Like, it was just somebody’s food. Someone just prepared or was eating it.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the smartest or most insightful thing you figured out as a kid that stays with you today?
50·2 years agoThat nobody is a “grown up” and that everyone is faking it.
We’re all just kids having kids.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Everyone's a nerd about something. What are you a nerd about?
11·2 years agoIs it DJaing and crypto? Why does Lemmy hate DJaing ? ….wait… is it manual transmission? Does Lemmy hate sports cars with manual transmission? 🙃
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software
1·2 years agoYeah but at 4am in the morning, it tends to take me a couple of seconds to realise what the hell just happened . It gets me every time.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I don't believe Auto Save feature in any software
61·2 years agoBut then, if you’re forced to develop on microsoft 🤬, it’s late, you’re tired, you’re hand slides just a little to the right (win + d), aaaaand everything is gone, and you’re sitting there looking at you’re background wondering what the hell just happened 🙃.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Brought to you by the vertical mouse gang
1·2 years agoYup! But is the top eyes or nostrils? Wait… Edit. Had to check, yes sharks have nostrils 🙃
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is there a scientific ,logical or theoratical answer to the "what comes first chicken or egg question ? I know it's suppposed to be a paradox but i wanted to know if there is one. if there is share ?
1·2 years agoAhh cool 😅. I mean… chickens aren’t exactly avian 😊and can you imagine a giant naked chicken, how is that not a dino 😛
Jesus fucking Christ, your parents are the worst. I’m so sorry.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Programming: The Horror Game
111·2 years agoWhat…. Why…?!
Is it for double speed ?

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ADHD memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•HOW DO I LIFT THIS CURSEEnglish
15·2 years agoDoesn’t even have to be on the phone. Just watching something, and then just a slightest thought pups up, and I’m gone. 5min later fuck! I missed it again. Sometimes it takes me 2 hours to watch a 30 min show.
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World News@lemmy.world•Armed men break into a live TV studio in Ecuador as the country is rocked by a series of attacksEnglish
1·2 years agoHalf way through the article, I was thinking, how and why are they gonna end up breaking into a TV studio ?
She’s probably part Minbari. I gues Marge was abducted at some point 🙃
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•I'm dying soon. What's a good way to share my heart and mind with my family and the world? I want them to know that life was fucking incredible.
19·2 years agoI think amazing people like you exist in this world to carry the burden of reminding us, actually, how incredible this rollercoaster of a life is, and that we get to experience it.





Until everybody throughout time, after the machine has been invented I gues, also wants to experience the same parade 🙃…… I mean not until…. It’ll just happen ?..… now my head hurts