The cover art from the album The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails

There’s gonna be a fight during the White House UFC event where the winner gets a cabinet position, isn’t there?..

Did someone forget the second N in " Peninsula"?

In-da-can

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza!

Haven’t you always wanted a mon^key ?

Is using the Large Hadron Collider kinda like turnung the key in the cupboard?

“I find her attractive. She must have a penis!”

• their thoughts, probably

Did someone else listen to Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff, too?

P-YEEEWWWW!

Whereyouaaaat?

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Have it whose way?

Then, in a way, I guess we’re all lactose intolerant eventually.

Must’ve been a cocktail weenie with those hands if it looks full size.

So, not only sticks and stones; now words can hurt you!

There are FOUR horsemen!!

Sorry for the offense caused by the comments. Not sorry that they commented it; just that you feel some sort of way about them.

Non-apology. More Republican Bullshit.

Jeffery APPstein, amiright?¡?!?!?¿!

In a row??!?!!??!!