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Christianity was not invented by medieval men, the middle ages were from about 400 CE to 1400 CE. It was invented roughly 2000 years ago in the first century CE. Unless he means the “God” mentioned in the meme was invented by medieval men, in which case he’s off by an additional 2000ish years.
Mom said it’s my turn to be Pontius Pilate!
We still do. Every show has some “will they/won’t they” romance for a few seasons. Then it looks like they will until some misunderstanding is thrown in by the writers and they won’t… At least until the end of the next season when they finally will. But then they have minor relationship issues and they won’t anymore. But then the final season rolls around and they will at last because that’s what the audience wants and the writers have been using that to blueball us through the whole damn show.
Yeah fuck that
“Lidar is woke and self driving cars should just fucking crash into walls when people paint Wil-E-Coyote tunnel entrances on them.”
-Elon bootlickers
Yeah I’ve bought my last couple laptops from my company’s asset disposal department, I’ve gotten pretty good deals and usually just need to replace the battery after a few years. Not looking forward to when their stock starts getting into the models with slop buttons.
There are a lot of really miserable, insufferable kids on Lemmy right now seething about this because it flies in the face of the “voting is useless, everything will be rigged” narrative that they push to validate not wanting to be involved.
They don’t want to be involved in the actual democratic process, but they reeeeally don’t want to shut the fuck up about their irrelevant opinions.
If Jesus - a poor, brown-skinned, Middle-Eastern, Jewish, socialist, refugee hippie who spent his time hanging out with prostitutes, kissing men on the lips, and telling people to pay their taxes and take care of the poor and sick - were here today, conservatives would have him back up on the cross before the end of the week.
Well bribery and corruption are illegal only in theory and only if you don’t call it “lobbying.” Google has a lot of money so it really doesn’t matter (to the people making the rules) if these things should be on the road or not.
I swear to God, man, that woman is looking at me from inside my screen. I have a horrifying feeling that she is actively perceiving me and aware of my existence.
The rules were you guys weren’t gonna fact check
Alimony
That’s why you accept the job and continue to apply/interview
“We fixed the glitch”
Attempted rape and first degree manslaughter. Yeah it’s just pieces of shit all around.
Plug an old PC into what?
I’m thinking Musk. Although Epstein was talking with m00t before /pol/ was created. And Ghislaine Maxwell was friendly with Reddit’s founders… and also very likely a powermod (/u/maxwellhill) until she was arrested.
Happy day! This single orphan was spared from the orphan crushing machine!
only obeying their nature and doing what they do to survive
Translation: Boys will be boys I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Haha no of course not. I just went through all the trouble of making that character as a joke.
What’s the punchline of that joke, you ask? Oh, just that I’m almost definitely trans and actively having an existential crisis about how this will affect my wife, children and family.
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