As a human:

Bad bot.

As a realist:

Good bot.

What else would you expect from People Eating Tasty Animals?

It’s da annevarsary stoopid!!!

I just keep picturing it as some sort of fishing lure for a giant ocean creature…I watch too many movies.

I have no idea why anyone in Colorado would ever vote Republican again.

Fuck all these cultists.

FTFY

Clearly that’s the problem in the U.S. - we did this step 0!

Time for the courts to say “enough is enough” and send Trump officials in their place.

Useful if you wanted to put frickin “lasers” on their heads!

15???

Then sliced at one inch intervals - pizzawheels!

You’d want to contact the Florida bar where she’s licensed, not that place. But the Florida bar won’t do jack about complaints against her.

Oh, it was about States’ Rights.

States’ Rights to have slaves. That last part gets ‘em every time.

Anyone really surprised at this point?

So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?

”I think every magistrate judge in the country would understand the difference between a search warrant to seize materials for an election that happened five years ago and a search warrant to seize election materials from an election in progress,” Levitt said.

Fairly certain my concern isn’t whether they understand the difference, it’s whether they’ll care. MAGAt has been installing loyalist judges for a while, sure they got at least one in their pocket in each district?

Be great if some freak accident set that in motion.

Got banned from Reddit when the MAGAts took over. Never looked back.

They don’t even have to do that; just deny hearing the appeal.

Intentionally making it harder for the next admin to go after the shooter, assuming Donnie doesn’t just pardon him anyways.

If it’s anything like last time Bondi will just attack Dems instead of responding.