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News@lemmy.world•Rightwing critics blame Mamdani as New York snow fails to meltEnglish
10·1 day agoIt will definitely keep your ass woke if you don’t moderate.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There's still life left in them!English
37·2 days agoThat fucking elastic band deserves a medal.
Rubbing one around the balloon knot is quite affective if penetration is too much for you.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth taxEnglish
5·2 days agoThe other name for the march is the “MAGA bootlickers march”.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Lung identification courseEnglish
1·2 days agoThis guy is a regular on Kill Tony, don’t fall for it.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Feeling inadequate for not being tallerEnglish
4·3 days ago5’11” on the left and 6’0” on the right.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me after too long of a napEnglish
4·3 days agoMy wife after a 30 minute nap. Not the hairy savage part (most times), but rather the groggy disoriented part.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The obvious criticism of Newton that everyone avoidsEnglish
3·4 days agoThat didn’t happen to this genius because he did pee pee sitting down.
Those are the folks demanding “state’s rights” while supporting invasion of states by federal troops and downplaying the 2nd amendment.
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General Memes & Private Chuckle@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Nooooooooo!!!English
2·5 days agoAre you forgetting NFTs and mRNA vaccines? There’s a plot somewhere in there.
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Work Reform@lemmy.world•Do it for your country's debt!English
12·6 days agoYou’re not a team player, are you? Work more and work harder. For the team. /s
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World News@lemmy.world•Panicked Trump, 79, Ramps Up Deranged Hockey Warnings to CanadaEnglish
6·10 days agoActual quote? Genius either way!
Y es ❤️ (amor) is actually cute. PP Tiny, is actually cute too if you you’re into your lower intestines violated.
Same size hog most likely.
Better. Bigfoot math.
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News@lemmy.world•Man allegedly tried to break Luigi Mangione out of jail by impersonating FBI agent: SourcesEnglish
15·11 days agoImpersonating an asshole is a crime now?
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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Revenge is sweetEnglish
31·12 days agoAnd did you then call yourself to say “go fuck yourself!”?


Sí no no, sí. Is a yes in Spanish.