Bluesky jokes

Isn’t that the idiot who bragged about never washing his hands when he went to the bathroom?

Yup

-–

i for one welcome our chinese liberators

-–

This next four years are going to be both terrifying and idiotic

https://subium.com/profile/parkermolloy.com/post/3las2qn3p2s2z

Trump just announced in a campaign release.

Did Trump make the announcement on Truth Social?

Oof.

And while Trump says “Fuck off!” - DeSantis will have to try to slobber all over him anyway like a hyperactive golden retriever. Trump is the GOP Sun and DeSantis is just a puny asteroid. He has no choice.

Eric Trump’s wife - she already runs the RNC.

“Fuck you - pay me.”

I retitled my post. Sadly I think it’s past the time I entirely retired my use of all caps in titles. I came to the conclusion that if downvotes existed - such titles might get downvotes. And perhaps a lot of them.

A Bluesky lib who happens to be a WaPo columnist has something to say about Rubio.

With the possible exception of Stimson, Rubio will likely be the first Secretary of State to serve under a president who he’d previously implied had a small penis.

https://subium.com/profile/pbump.com/post/3lappglte622m

Far less funny is this comment…

Donald’s nominating relative moderates to get past senate confirmation. After that he’ll fire the appointees & place ‘acting’ appointees who won’t have senate confirmation.

Bluesky libs are so shell-shocked that there are hardly any threads on the GOP winning the House. And the threads that exist don’t have many likes. Most of the comments aren’t worth mentioning but I did like these two.

Can’t blame Dems when you’ve got a trifecta.

-–

Honestly, good. Let them pass their destructive agenda. Buyer’s remorse will kick in in a few months.

Attorney General

I wonder what super-ghoul is getting that position.

Attributed to someone else…

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

- Maya Angelou

Vote!

This would presumably include PACs and political fundraising organizations, wouldn’t it?

Also - donate!

Unfortunately there are no “for science” videos for raccoons and tanukis. :(

But there is this for science for vid for human beings: Thief Peels Open Cybertruck’s “Armored” Window Like A Tin Can | Carscoops

For science.

For art projects!

Is this bill bipartisan?

A Bluesky post said it was but I did a quickie scan of the article and I couldn’t find confirmation of that. Post-election I’ve stopped blindly trusting Bluesky posts. Maybe I’m crazy but it seems to me posts with errors about Trump (both unintentional and intentional?) seem to be growing. I don’t think Bluesky lies libs are lying but I do think they are in super-panic mode and they are blindly doing monkey see, monkey do without using critical thinking.

-–

Ninja edit. Funny typo.

-–

Edit

Two D two R cosponsors

Italian satellites and bamboo

Musk satellites and… [to be determined]

-–

Arizona Republicans hunt for bamboo-laced China ballots in 2020 “audit” effort | Arizona | The Guardian

Thu 6 May 2021

Your comment made me realize that Bluesky is going to be far worse than Reddit for the foreseeable future. At least at Reddit - you can have actual conversations. People might lecture you but you can make your point anyway and who knows who’s reading along.

But Bluesky is in kneejerk liberalism mode. If you mentioned Rogan - chances are they going to respond without thinking but respond with sarcasm which gets them likes too. Post-election - many Bluesky libs are convinced Americans are unreachable. The vast voting horde is hopelessly stupid, hopelessly racist, hopelessly misogynistic, and unwilling or unable to think. And as a bonus - libs will block or mute you which limits your ability to have conversations.

-–

Ninja edit

I made a comment based on what you said.

Kamala could have prepped a list of these policies, eli5 taking points and she should have went to Rogan’s show and talked about them. Why didn’t she?

https://subium.com/profile/boldaslove.bsky.social/post/3lamz4boitk2c

I expect blocks, mutes, and ridicule but we’ll see.

-–

Edit

He had already muted me - haha! But as I understand it - my comment is still visible to others.

I think so. I think they’re mimicking Trump.

Holy shit! What she actually said is a far better joke than any lib parody I’ve ever written. I’m gobsmacked and I stand in awe. 10/10