Have you tried about saying something funny about sex on a livestream?

Her husband, also a vegan, did it.

No, we must abide by prudism and pretend sex doesnt exist.

I’m sure that in your interviews youre actually evaluating the candidate. My interviews are just to make sure I’m willing to actually show up.

Absolutely!

…If you have skills.

No, I’ve never interviewed for a job that i was willing to not get.

You know, little opportunity and all.

Lmao i used to make looping tolls on Cities Skylines

Keep them only caged enough to be socially acceptable, i say.

Women’s bodies have been policed for too long.

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I don’t have many job opportunities so this doesn’t really apply to me lol

STOP SHITTING ON PEOPLE

That’s much better, you’re right.

Yeah, i feel like using a map in a roll chart holder doesn’t make a lot of sense.

The endless scrolling of directional notes is the point.

Not sure about you, but I don’t think having no job would be good for me.

I love that you’re offended because of my comment about me not having job opportunities.
Social media in a nutshell, tbh.

Maybe not everything is about you, hmmm?

Been there, homie. You’ll come back around, keep the faith. 🙏

Try to force one of my friends to get together.
Maybe eat some hummus as comfort food 🥺

For when it’s real bad: The Sad Bastard Cookbook

Veggies + pasta + sauce

Beans + veggies + sauce

Various forms of potato

Carrots and hummus

This except i rarely have a bad day when I’m way behind on sleep. lol

This reads like an LLM. lol

Counterpoint: for the last 25 years, 9/11 jokes have retained their moderate humor.

If i wanted to be jobless, sure. lol