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Cake day: July 12th, 2023

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  • Not smallpox please, a lot of innocent people aren’t vaccinated against it since it was eradicated. I am because I’m an old fart, but I don’t want MAGA people my age and above being the ones NOT affected. Besides you’d have to break into the CDC, or just convince Kennedy it’d be good for folks’immune systems or something.

    Measles is already working on the problem all by itself.


  • If you can’t afford to quit, use the anonymity built into the system to subvert from within. Fire high or low (as the manufacturer instructs!) to avoid harming people. Send the teargas upwind of your own guys, they’re masked anyway. Treat protesters with respect and deescalate conflicts. If you’re supposed to be rounding up random folks rather than a dangerous criminal, moonrun (a word I just coined to mean making it look like you’re putting in the effort while not going anywhere fast) to fool your new body cam while you don’t catch anyone. If you have to transport abductees, at least try to make them less uncomfortable and keep family members together. If they show you documents, believe/honor them, and don’t confiscate them.

    Most of this is how the job should legally be done, it only subverts the most evil parts. If they fire you, make sure you get the cause on record, if only through email bcc’d and saved to your own computer.