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Cake day: February 28th, 2025

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  • I listened to the H3 podcast recently and apparently, kid rock made a song for the Osmosis Jones movie that had some very questionable lyrics when you consider that Osmosis Jones is based on a kid’s show about the body and how it works. You’d think they’d make lyrics relating to the body, word play on bacteria and immune systems and organs etc. but no. The entire song is about how kid rock gets high and drunk and rapes underaged girls on an island.

    Examples:

    See me cruisin’ in my Caddy

    Hoes, they like to call me daddy

    Cool, when I’m stylin’

    Just rollin’ on the island

    Now just in case I pack heat

    Keep a case of brew in my backseat

    Got a pocket full of cash, hey

    Got a fatty in my ashtray

    Also this lyric:

    Can’t call me, just page me (Daddy, yeah)

    Young ladies, young ladies

    I like 'em underage, see

    Some say that’s statutory

    But I say it’s mandatory

    Very wholesome and normal.






  • Influenza, du er en kost.

    Jeg var arrogant nok til at tro at jeg kunne tage tilbage på arbejde i går og fungere som normalt. Det kunne jeg så ikke. Nu er det så også blevet snestorm i mellemtiden og jeg har indset at det der med at tage på arbejde i snestorm, når man stadig har mere tilfælles med en snegl end et menneske, måske ikke er den smarteste idé. Så jeg snegler mig igennem arbejdet herhjemmefra. Eller prøver på det. Det er vitterligt som at være både fysisk og mentalt handicappet.

    Hvad fanden sker der. Influenza, din kost. Du har omrokeret min DNA. Jeg er en snegl nu. Hvorfor gjorde du det, influenza?

    Jeg kan i øvrigt anbefale filmen Det Andet Offer, men det er sgu ikke en sjov film selvom Anders Mathesen er med.

    Nåh, men fuck. Tilbage til at være en snegl. God weekend til jer andre.




  • I’m just pointing out the fact that you seem very proud to have not fact checked what this specific story was about because royal family stuff is beneath you, yet you keep babbling about them. I just find that very interesting. We can talk about royal inbreeding all day, but the fact is still that you brought that shit up in a case that is about a guy who is not of royal blood, whose mother married into royalty and he is the one acting like a freak. Ergo, your lashing out against the royal family’s bloodline in this case is both stupid and uninformed.




  • I once made a list of 7 movies that fit this criteria.

    The Room, because duh. This movie is great because it is so terrible and sincerely thinks it is great. The story behind the movie is just as fantastic. If you must, get a hold of The Disaster Artist as an audio book. It is fantastic. Ignore and forget that piss tier James Franco movie that the book was based on. The book is so much better and it is hysterical to listen to in Greg’s own voice + his Tommy impressions are perfect.

    Winter’s Tale - a supposed Adaptation of a Shakespeare play or something. In reality it is the most chaotic and hilariously terrible movie I can think of, complete with terrible Colin Firth haircut and Will Smith as an edge lord Devil. And so many more great things. I had a blast watching this one.

    Jupiter Ascending. If I remember correctly, it was made by the siblings who made the Matrix and it is the most nonsensical sci-fi turd ever, but man is it funny. Unintentionally, might I add. I don’t remember much from this film other than laughing so hard I was crying.

    The Wicker Man woth Nick Cage. I love the original. That one is genuinely great and terrifying. The Nick Cage one is a clown show and no one can tell me that it isn’t funny to see Nick Cage in a bear suit, punching women.

    Show Girls. For obvious reasons. A total and utter mishandling of a very serious and at times horrific subject matter, but mishandled so poorly it surpasses being offensive and falls straight into hilarity.

    Breaking Dawn Part 2. Martin Sheens laugh. Renesmee doll that was replaced with CGI horror. Grown man imprinting on a baby. Martin Sheen’s laugh. Fakeout fight scene that made all the dead serious fangirls scream and cry in the cinema on release. “You nicknamed my daughter after the loc nest monster??” Also, Martin Sheen’s laugh.

    The Death Note Netflix Adaptation. I invited my anime friends to a watch along when this movie came out initially, because I knew what would happen when I did. The anger and outrage was interspersed with bewildered and hysterical laughter and replays of scenes that were so bad, nobody could believe their eyes. I was just there to sow the chaos at the time and harvest the reactions. It was wonderful.

    Bonus movie: Velvet Buzzsaw, but it doesn’t count because I genuinely think this one is a great satire and I genuinely enjoy the movie. It’s just that almost everybody else who’s seen it, seem to loathe it with a passion. So it’s a reverse Killers of the Flower Moon for me, where everybody seem to love it, while I think it is total and utter ass. In both cases, I am left confused at the public opinion and I will stick with mine.