Think of their platform!

And has the reaction time of a stump. Trying to speed up to catch up to you long after the light changes to green.

Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party!

Dealer is all in

NASA scientists will have to turn to crowdfunding to bankroll the search for the G-spot.

Juevo Leon, Jhihuahua, Jjalisco

That my snoring is sleep apnea related. I’m pretty certain it is at this point, but I’m dreading the cost of getting a sleep study done and the cost of a CPAP.

Correct orientation unimportant, only absence of fascist tendencies.

Hand wash only, in a deep river until you stop seeing bubbles.

Their leader T-Bone is still at large.

That reminds me that I should reach out to my friends who have masked Irish ancestors from Belfast. To… Hear about their wild stories, totally unrelated to this post.

Intel confirms that she was a high ranking enforcer in {made up cartel that sounds like it was named by a first year high school Spanish student}

Yep, that same one. Someone mentioned the meth came from Canada, don’t remember if anyone was charged outside of NZ for the export/distribution.

Gee ess dub dub sounds like a burger joint menu item.

Yeah, that’s the one!

Dang dude, this guy’s tiny…

“I’m sorry, I’ve failed you. I’m trash.” <Corrupts your saves, for every game, including cloud saves. Bricks your system>

Shit, I don’t even know that many people who I’m close with and have fired a gun before. I might be able to manage 5 at the most.

I remember a story about a guy drinking a can of beer and dying from overdose as a result. Apparently his employer who gave him the case, gave him the one with some kind of drug being smuggled in liquid form and disguised as beer.

Is there a foot compatible version of sign language?