She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.

Remember, if your company is telling you how great something is, it is great for them, not you.

CBP has higher power than regular police, sadly.

https://www.aclunc.org/our-work/know-your-rights/know-your-rights-us-airports-and-ports-entry

Turns out, no matter who is in charge, we were living under an oppressive regime.

Maybe she is an alien.

One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife. As a token of his friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple in his home and begged them to stay for the evening and have dinner, so the Martians agreed.

Later that night, the Martian man explained how, on their planet, it was customary to swap partners as a token of friendship.

The farmer, not wanting to offend his alien neighbors, readily agreed.The Martian then man took the farmer’s wife into one bedroom while the farmer took the Martian woman into another.

They had been having sex for about an hour when the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife, “Well, how do you like having sex with a Martian? How does it feel?” The farmer’s wife replied “It needs to be a little bigger around.” So the Martian man twisted his right ear and presto, his penis became bigger around.

About an hour later, the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife again “How does it feel now?” The farmer’s wife responded “I think it needs to be a little longer.” So the Martian man twisted his left ear and presto, his penis became longer.

The next morning, after their alien neighbors had left, the farmer and his wife were having coffee at the breakfast table and the farmer asked his wife “How was the Martian man?” To this, the farmer’s wife replied “Fine.” “And how about the Martian woman?”

The farmer replied, “That damn bitch yanked on my fucking ears all night long!”

Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.

The eggs we eat are unfertilized. How is that murder?

As someone else pointed out, it was a justified lawsuit. Additionally, they were told the coffee was too hot and should lower the temperature and they refused.

The woman had to sue, and only asked for her medical bills to be paid, around $18k. Again, McDonald’s refused. They then hired people to act like this was an attack, when they knew they were wrong.

It was the jury who decided that $2 million was what the woman was owed. Also, I heard that was 2 days of hamburger sales. The fact McDonald’s is still around makes me think they recovered.

I generally ask for my stuff after the two days anyway. Strike away my friends.

I am 44 and went from conservative to liberal. My parents always told me I would switch as I got older and that was wrong. What I learned was conservatives want three things: money, controlling people, and being allowed to say the quiet part out loud.

What amazes me is conservatives are “Christian” yet don’t want to provide health care to people. I don’t remember Jesus in the bible healing people then asking for payment later.

She seems more annoyed than shocked that Wolverine just killed Beast, which also means this happens quite frequently.

If a business wants it, then it isn’t good for the consumer.

Also, the only time a business should be talking to Congress is to explain why they did something, not for new laws. Last time I checked, Congress was supposed to serve the people, not businesses, but I know that has t been true for a long time.

Isn’t it because the writing for The Last of Us and Fallout is, you know, GOOD and not a cash grab like Borderlands was?

And really, Kevin Hart as Roland? Terry Crews would have been a better look and just as funny.

If he is being serious, please take all the MAGA Kool aid drinkers with you.

I remember seeing on Shitter the founder of Home Depot was supporting Trump and people were saying they wouldn’t shop there anymore.

The snowflake Trump supports were upset people would do that because it was hurting the workers. I guess it only matters when it is their cause.

There is in Minnesota if you are a kid.

Well yeah. I mean look at this man. Free breakfast AND lunch. Sounds like the devil’s work to me. You have to be a good Christian like Sarah Huckabee and remove child labor laws.

I mean, who hugs kids like this anyway?

Clue is one of my favorite movies.

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Play the video at 0.5 speed, close your eyes, and hold your phone up to your ear.