

- Avengers: Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) - Reason: She’s fucking neat.
- New Avengers: Kate Bishop (Hailee Steinfeld) - Reason: She’s fucking neat.
- Web-Heads: Arana (Isabela Merced) - Reason: She’s fucking neat.
- XXX-Women: Phoneix (Sadie Sink) - Reason: She’s fucking neat.
- XXX-Force: Psylocke (Olivia Rodrigo) - Reason: She’s fucking neat.
- Sisterhood of Horny Mutants: Emma Frost (Samara Weaving) - Reason: She’s fucking neat.
- More Mutants: Magik (Anya Taylor-Joy) - Reason: She’s fucking neat.



THE LOVE FAIRY: Jessica Biel.
THE CRUSH: Angourie Rice.
THE VIOLINIST: Lola Tung.
THE HORNY TEACHER: Jordana Brewster.
ICE CREAM GAL: Ella Purnell.
FRIEND OF CRUSH: Jenna Ortega.
MILF NEIGHBOR: Diane Kruger.
Bro how are you going to give me Angourie Rice for free like that.