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the bodies keep washing up cloth!

Not to mention, the titles a poop joke.

It’s probably true.

Think of it with this alternate headline:

Spotify reclassifies what constitutes a good developer

And no doubt, they’re capturing what these “good developers” do to better train the clanker to make the “bad developers” redundant.

“I’m sorry sir, we’re all out of macchiato juice tonight. Can I interest you in our house speciality?”

Boom, problem solved.

So many reasons.

• encourages good pre-planning
• discourages underhand pre-planning
• gives me the chance to talk to the other parent first
• removes any unwanted pressure from anybody involved who doesn’t want it, but might feel pressured into saying yes because they’re already there.
• most importantly. I (the adult) want to make the most of you (the child) being out of the house. I could have gone out to dinner, thrown a grownups party, etc.

There’s a house in my area that gives out potatoes. Kids love it.

Then when houses run out of candy, some of the kids give them their potatoes (and candy) so more kids can trick-or-treat.

Kinda awesome seeing a 3yo get excited that they got a potato.

The crunch of the toast vs the softness of the bread. The saltiness and richness of the butter against the spice of the pepper.

It’s got contrast across two food metrics! Beats the shit out of PB&Js, and you don’t get peanut fragments stuck in your teeth.

It’s poverty food (for when butter didn’t cost $20/kg), but it’s not half bad.

This should be the way.

I hate how ordering something gives you an obligation to fries, or rice, or whatever.

I might want a burger with some wings instead.

Hypothetically, they could be placing orders for all the other chips needed in their other hardware, predicated on delivery on memory chips.

My gripe with wayland is how it made desktop environments less composable.

With x11 you could sort of mix and match your DE and WM. I could have all the “it just works” everyday computing from Gnome/KDE/xfce/whatever, and the workflow-boost from a Tiling WM. In some cases, making it work was a bodge but it worked.

Now, with Wayland, your WM is effectively your DE. It’s now a constant choice of “do I want tiling? Or do I want to print something, or be able to change my resolution, or to plug a USB stick and mount it without remembering the arcane incantations”.

I just want to be able to print something, and have virtual workspaces per monitor. I could live without tiling.

The flip side is, migrating off proton is an absolute shitty experience.

I miss the individuality of the old internet. Websites, communities, and users being themselves.

ShitNugget9000 on one forum might be SirReginald79 on another.

Policies set for the community, not the leaseholder.

The internet controlled by a hegemony sucks.

Lmao.

Using floats for nearly anything in a finance platform should be grounds for immediate dismissal.

You can run it on pretty much every esp.

I’ve had issues with getting it working on lilygo devices, but had no problem with basic cheap “devkits” from AliExpress.

True. They’re not unique to EVs, but was a bit of a shock after a small hatchback and a van.

Biggest maintenance cost on our EV so far was a $1000 tyre after a puncture.

They’re so much more expensive than regular car tyres.

It’s the balls that get you.

B.b.b.b.but It allows anyone without artistic talent to _learn use AI prompting to produce something that they could never create themselves (without practice).

We’ll ignore how this makes the “prompt artist” completely reliant on a handful of corporations.

Iirc, It was a national problem. Not just Tesco.

Nobody in the supply chain was being overly cautious about what their suppliers were providing them. Resulting in horse meat being found in loads of places.

“Bro, who’s your favourite conquistador?”