Thank you all for your help! You guys are the best!

Currently it’s the theme to Inspector Morse.

Filk. Found a playlist on youtube with over a thousand entries. Got a bit on my convention addicted youth back. Plus, Leslie Fish was always good.

Ye gods I need to watch that again. I’d totally forgotten it was Mirren!

May do a double feature with Ladyhawke

The idea McDonaldland was populated by sentient food freaked me out as a kid.

Apparently it depends on skin colour and the severity of the charges. /s

I’m not a conspiracy theorist by any means, but I do think everyone should read The Creature from Jekyll Island. While I don’t think it’s 100% correct, it does bring up some very relevant points.

Golden Handcuffs, mayhap?

Thank Hekate. For a minute there I thought you were gonna make me grey. Big wobbly head, big ol’ black eyes, probing people…

Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.

Why do you think they hate education so much…?

They not only lack empathy, they fucking despise it. They seriously view it as a sin, which tells me all I need to know about their god.

I laughed way too hard at this.

Schroedinger’s Strait

What could make a man go… neutral?

Mekka lekka hi, mekka heiny ho!

Whew! Glad I got that off me chest!

I now know what my nickname is gonna be next time wife lets me play lol

Can he stay missing? What if we promise not to look?

Slightly off topic, forgive me as I’m somewhat ancient, but why does this image seem somewhat…obscene? I may be overthinking.

It’s like asking conservatives if illegals are lazy, why is ICE raiding job sites? Logic ain’t their strong suit.