SeductiveTortoise

*the higher rate of fire can occur inside the tank occasionally

“it’s not a kill switch, but an asphyxiate button. totally different, see?”

Ties in the 80 were comically long and broad. Most dudes moved on since, but he seems to like them.

I’m ignoring you, trying to steal my chuckle!

I guess the president of the United States and his love for overly long ties, dressed up to be hateful and vile.

I mean, he is hateful and vile without being dressed up for it, but this is kind of a tradition in his family, so…

ok, buuuut…

that was hella funny.

My name is Storm. Dick Storm.

And I’m not. But crying they miss empathy (which they do) and then deny it to them is just further digging trenches.

A friend went through a lot of relationships last year and at one point I just lost track of their names so I started calling them a random woman’s name which stuck, and now the whole group of friends refers to his various love interests with that name.

It might be a vegan volcano after all.

I bought a used mini PC and then set up Proxmox. This little thing is a lot more capable than the Raspberry I used before and it runs my complete home lab, excluding my NAS.

Nothing in there says he can’t jump into an active volcano and I would really like for him to explore this gray zone.

Remove the middle man, get braces.

Yes, I’m not willing to become as bad as them.

Mute is fine for me.

I don’t want to fart and shit and groan in front of a camera or a microphone.

True. I’m curious how many people will attend. My whish would be ‘none’, but I guess it’ll be some at least.

Unless you try to cheat with the wares. You can serve a Bloody Mary through your nose then.

Make the record button a pause button. Let it stop for five minutes if you’re not moving. Once you walk away, it automatically resumes, independent of time. If you pressed pause while not in front of the shitter, you’re investigated.

I’m not sure about the athletes, but I can assure you I will make every sound possible to make sure no one can hear the anthem.

Yeah, what a tosser.