I wonder if someday there will be guided tours of Jeff Bezos’ mansion. A little museum too, all about his reign of terror.

They could just try being nice, but I guess that’s too much work

Is now 18 pounds, until the chicken is digested 😂

They will never own a home

Nuh-uh. Caught that chicken fair and square

The first time she’s not yet a mother

I took it to mean that the person referred to is an opportunist of sorts. A man who will perform said act on another man for some kind of benefit, despite being straight or disliking that man.

Sopranos is pretty funny I guess

Safe travels, cocksucker!

(Mods, please don’t ban me. Please observe the context. Oh my god please jesus don’t do it)

This meme comes back every few years…

And every time it does…

It’s still got it 😏

The Supreme Court took his toy away

Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!

Plot-twist: he’s in the alien files too and it’s super fucking bad

[ cries into green but super expensive Romanian electric bill ]

[ removes cowboy hat ]

[ shakes head ]

Ain’t no amount of prayin’ gonna wash away them sins

“In the recorded history of what is now the U.S. state of Texas, all or parts of Texas have been claimed by six countries: France, Spain, Mexico, the Republic of Texas, the Confederacy during the Civil War, and the United States of America.” [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Texas ]

Does THIS answer your question? That’s right, Captain. Put’em up! Or shall I say… peut demains apres?

EDIT: It’s the Epstein files. The French are investigating. Musk is in them.

Excellent! Now I just have to sort out the eating for free part and I’m all set!

I could eat for free for the next 50 years and still not be able to buy a home

You could also try losing a leg. Those are pretty heavy.

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